Thursday, March 11, 2010
Shahrukh is a patient of Autism, a disease which makes a person non-responsive to some of the human emotions. People with such disease may be very intelligent - in this case, this person has a special knack of repairing machines. His mother teaches him that there are only two types of people in the world - good and bad and that with good people only good things happen. When he is an adult, his mother dies and he has to go to live with his younger brother who lives in US and owns a beauty product company. His brother urges him to work as a salesman for his company. In the process he meets Kajol and instantaneously falls in love with her. Kajol is a divorcee who has a very young school going kid. They get married however he has to separate from his brother.
Things take a sudden turn after 9/11 attacks after which Muslims are looked up as terrorists. Their son gets killed in a related attack by older school kids which makes Kajol believe that SRK is the reason behind it. She asks him to leave her. He asks her when he can come back to her. In her anger, she asks him to go meet president of US and tell him that his name is Khan and he is not a terrorist. He promises her the same and is set to leave when she is asleep. He travels in many parts of US chasing wherever the president is going. In the process he visits a village where he finds shelter for a few days, he undergoes several encounters with US police who misunderstand him as a terrorist. In a gathering for US president a team of cameraman and a reporter catch his attention and highlight him on national TV. He gains attention of several people in US while he goes to rescue the villagers who had given him shelter.
His brother, his wife, Kajol and many others come to follow him and all this makes more and more people catch his attention including the newly elected President Obama. In a mishap, a person attacks him and stabs him. He is in hospital for several days. Finally he appears at a conference where President Obama comes to say to him - I know you, Your name is Khan and you are not a terrorist.
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Nutrition (Carbs)
Your body needs carbohydrates for overall nutrition. Eat whole grains -- use whole-wheat flour in your recipes instead of white flour. Complex carbs are what you should look for instead of simple or refined carbs
Good carbs: all veggies and fruits, brown rice, 100 percent whole-wheat anything (bread, cereal and so on); buy food whole and green and unprocessed.
Bad carbs: white rice, white flour, white pasta, pastries, donuts, cakes, cookies, white bread of all kinds, refined sugary cereals -- most food that comes in a box.
Go for fiber, eat the skins on all fruit
The best carbs are the ones with the highest fiber possible. Stay away from the usual cookies, cakes, etc. Fat-Free yogurt is good too.
Avoid refined foods, slowly digested carbs will fill you up and keep you full longer without adding glucose. Slowly digested carbs include soybeans, any dried beans and whole wheat tortillas. Avoid "soft" (refined) carbs like baked goods, white flour, sugar and alcoholic drinks.
Avoid sugar, try not to eat or drink anything with too many sugars, such as juice. Juice is just extra carbs and extra calories my bodies do not need.
Cut the carbs - Try half a whole grain bagel, a smaller bowl of cereal, 100 percent whole-wheat bread , 100 percent whole-wheat pasta , and sweet potatoes (versus normal)
Try to save simple carbs -- white flour, sugar, and their products -- for special occasions.
The mantra is "Everything in moderation." Your body needs carbohydrates for energy, but portion control is the key.
Eating a balance of protein/carbs and fat at every meal and snack allows the blood sugar to stay above baseline. When it drops, you tend to grab the first carb you see and eat and eat -- usually those are the bad carbs (processed ones -- crackers, bagels etc.).
Good carbs: all veggies and fruits, brown rice, 100 percent whole-wheat anything (bread, cereal and so on); buy food whole and green and unprocessed.
Bad carbs: white rice, white flour, white pasta, pastries, donuts, cakes, cookies, white bread of all kinds, refined sugary cereals -- most food that comes in a box.
Go for fiber, eat the skins on all fruit
The best carbs are the ones with the highest fiber possible. Stay away from the usual cookies, cakes, etc. Fat-Free yogurt is good too.
Avoid refined foods, slowly digested carbs will fill you up and keep you full longer without adding glucose. Slowly digested carbs include soybeans, any dried beans and whole wheat tortillas. Avoid "soft" (refined) carbs like baked goods, white flour, sugar and alcoholic drinks.
Avoid sugar, try not to eat or drink anything with too many sugars, such as juice. Juice is just extra carbs and extra calories my bodies do not need.
Cut the carbs - Try half a whole grain bagel, a smaller bowl of cereal, 100 percent whole-wheat bread , 100 percent whole-wheat pasta , and sweet potatoes (versus normal)
Try to save simple carbs -- white flour, sugar, and their products -- for special occasions.
The mantra is "Everything in moderation." Your body needs carbohydrates for energy, but portion control is the key.
Eating a balance of protein/carbs and fat at every meal and snack allows the blood sugar to stay above baseline. When it drops, you tend to grab the first carb you see and eat and eat -- usually those are the bad carbs (processed ones -- crackers, bagels etc.).
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Fortran to C - Copy and paste in linux - and it will do everything
setenv INSTALL path/to/your/local/install/directory
curl "http://netlib.sandia.gov/cgi-bin/netlib/netlibfiles.tar?filename=netlib/f2c" -o "f2c.tar"
tar -xvf f2c.tar
gunzip -rf f2c/*
cd f2c
mkdir libf2c
mv libf2c.zip libf2c
cd libf2c
unzip libf2c.zip
cp makefile.u Makefile
make
cp f2c.h $INSTALL/include
cd ../src
cp makefile.u Makefile
make
cp f2c $INSTALL/bin
Thursday, August 27, 2009
I think therefore I AM
There is no fear to fail - there is nothing to lose, I only think that I won't regret a failure - and I know I will win just because I think therefore I AM
Rohit
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Racial commments on phone.
3:00 AM - I get a call - hear racial comments! I cut the call and sleep again. 5 mins later you call me again and utter similar racial comments. I switch the phone off and sleep. In the morning I get a voicemail -same voice. My dear friend - second of all - you have got a wrong number so you are not doing the things rightly. First of all, you are not doing right things !
My dear friend, whoever you are, please discontinue doing this otherwise there *might* be once that you call me not blocking your number. It is then I will not hesitate at all to take my sweet actions against you.
`R
Friday, August 07, 2009
Geet Purvai Skit Sequences ! Watch out !
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What happenes in these sequences ??! Watch the show and find out :)
Shot is ready
Introduction to Geet Purvai
Nirma
Pahla nasha
Rakhi
Audition
Excuse me
Fair and lovely
Sad song
Emotional atyachar
Office dostana
Chatri's Office again
Joggers park
Rupa
Commision Commission
Cat fight
The Music Class
Kaam Wali Bai
Kuch Khaas hai...hum sabhi me :)
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Chota chatri, Gulab Khatri and Subash Dahi !! The trio!
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Chota Chatri is a cameraman, a director, a spot boy, a lights operator, a makeup man !!! He is everything and does everything. He rejects Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni from the show, but asks for commission later ? When does this happen ? How does he get the ads shot from Nageena Kapoor ? He claims Beedi is his friend !?
Subash Dahi is a shot director. Who troubles him the most ? Is it Chota Chatri or Nageena Kapoor ? What makes him mad ?
And finally who is Gulab Khatri ? Whats his role ? Is he like Chota Chatri ?
Watch the show and find for yourself !!!
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Fekta-Anekta !
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Fekta Kapoor throws cell phones, tantrums and whatever can be used as a weapon on whoever comes in front of her. She is after all the Malkin of the ad agency. Why does she organize Geet Purvai ?
Anekta Kapoor is second to Fekta Kapoor in the agency. She speaks broken english, she likes herself, she likes muscular men, she likes to jog and probably she thinks she could be a better model than Nageena :) Probably she definitely can be!
Where does she meet with Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni ? What happens next ?
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Nageena Kapoor and Bahna !! Mannu - whom do you listen to ?
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Nageena Kapoor is a cute lead model of the Ad agency, but is always worried about her makeup rather than the job. Mannu starts liking her from her acting, and attempts to get a chance to meet her again and again; She throws his roses, rejects him when he proposes him.
" Mere ek baar batane par tumhe samajh nahi aaya ?? #$%$#$%^ "
After all what is she looking for ?
Happy Rakshabandhan by the way :)
"Mannu bhai !! Bahna kabhi galat nahi hoti !! :) "
But then why is Bahna not able to give correct tips to Mannu ? Does she finally give correct tips to Mannu ??
Watch the show and find for yourself !!!
Monday, August 03, 2009
Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni
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Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni wants to make a career in the field of glamour and tries singing. He is troubled by Chota Chatri who rejects him during the show. Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni tries and tries again but all in vain. Finally Chota Chatri suggests him to try hitting on Anekta Kapoor - the lady second to the Ad agency Malkin Fekta Kapoor. Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni is a weight lifter and regularly goes to Jogger's park but this time he goes there for a different purpose.
Is Anekta impressed with Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni ?? Where does he finally land up ??
In order to know. Watch Geet Purvai skit.
Characters
Sayani – MC one - Mandira Beedi (Beedi like a cigarette)
Sumaiya – MC two - (Sim-Sim) (Khulja Sim-Sim)
Divya – Ad agency Malkin - Fekta Kapoor
Ashwini – Fekta's second - Anekta Kapoor
Jyothsna – Model - Nageena Kapoor
Rohit – College grad - Manu Malik
Ayeshah – Rohit’s sister - Bahna
Naval – Subhash Dahi - Shot director
Vikas - Talwar Singh (cameo at auditions)
Rahul – Assistant - Chota Chatri
Pratik – Struggling actor - Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni
Sumaiya – MC two - (Sim-Sim) (Khulja Sim-Sim)
Divya – Ad agency Malkin - Fekta Kapoor
Ashwini – Fekta's second - Anekta Kapoor
Jyothsna – Model - Nageena Kapoor
Rohit – College grad - Manu Malik
Ayeshah – Rohit’s sister - Bahna
Naval – Subhash Dahi - Shot director
Vikas - Talwar Singh (cameo at auditions)
Rahul – Assistant - Chota Chatri
Pratik – Struggling actor - Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni